1. Veganism is a great way to start an argument.
2. It makes choosing from the menu much less of a chore.
3. You can say you love animals without reference to their flavour.
4. Your farts will smell like lavender.
5. Cows start to look like people in concentration camps.
6. It’s easier to spell than vegetarian.
7. You finally get something to be smug about.
8. You might become the Buddha.
9. To get in bed with a vegan.
10. Because it’s the new normal.